March 2009


I see you! Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Ever seen the second Resident Evil movie? Well, unfortunately I have so Jew made me write about it.
Cameron on Twilight

The other day I happened to read an account of one man's experience working the midnight DVD release of Twilight. His tales of crazy fan girls lead me through a two hour long journey of websites criticizing the film...
Socks' fucking computer!

MOTHERFUCKER! Socks computer sure was (is) a piece of shit.
One Zombie

Steve and Pablo find themselves the victim of a zombie attack...
Dramatic AIM Conversation Readings Part: 1

Sock & Gigi get into it, will they make up by the end? Find out here!
The Bat

Can baseball bats be funny?