Written 2-16-05
Originally written for and posted on JasonRivera.com
From Wikipedia:
Cosplay is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as
characters from manga, anime and video games, and, less commonly, live
action television shows, movies or Japanese pop music bands.
The term cosplay (pronounced ''kosupure'' in Japanese) is a
contraction combining the words "costume" and "play" which accurately
describes the hobby of having fun by dressing up as one's favorite
characters. Besides dressing up for public events such as video game
shows, there are dedicated cosplay parties, some very large, at
nightclubs or amusement parks. Also it is not unusual for teens in
Japan to gather with like-minded friends just to do cosplay. Since 1998
in Tokyo Akihabara district there is a large number of cosplay cafes,
catering to otaku - anime and cosplay fans. The waitresses there dress
as game or anime characters. Maid costumes are particularly popular.
Cosplay has spread across the world in recent years, joining with
costuming at science fiction conventions in North America and Europe.
There are some differences between cosplay and costuming in the United
States and Europe, and in Japan. Firstly that in Japan cosplayers
typically dress up as characters from anime, manga or video games, as
compared to dressing up as Star Trek characters or in Renaissance-era
costumes. Secondly, the age of cosplayers in Japan tends to start lower
and range wider, with a great number of teen cosplayers dressing up as
characters from currently popular weekly comics aimed at their age
group, and older cosplayers often portraying "classic" characters.
A recent trend at Japanese cosplay events is an increase in the
popularity of non-Japanese fantasy and science fiction movie
characters. This is due to the international success of such films as
The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter, in particular with
female fans in Japan. Another growing trend at cosplay's largest event,
the Tokyo Game Show 2004, was "cross-play" (cross-dressing cosplay).
That said, cosplay is kind of considered to be a bit of a dorky hobby.
With the rise in popularity of videogames (mainly RPGS) and anime in
America, cosplay-mania has spread here. In some cases, this can be
pretty fuckin’ sweet as there are plenty of hot chicks like the one you
see below:
 No wonder we are in the top ten searches for tittyfucking on this website.
However in most cases some of the results can be disastrous as since
cosplay is sort of a “dorky” hobby you can bet that tons of fat chicks
do it as well. However, no videogame or anime character has been more
frightening in the cosplay world than Yuna from Final Fantasy X and
Final Fantasy X-2.

It’s kinda of sad because Yuna’s character is pretty generic but also
very hot in her simplicity. We don’t know what it is about Yuna that
makes her so appealing for fat chicks to dress up as; if fat chicks
want to cosplay you’d think the middle Magus Sister would be a much
more fitting costume, but we’ve narrowed their Yuna obsession down to a
few possibilities:

--Yuna has plenty of different outfits to wear, so cosplaying as her is easy due to the variety of costumes.
--Tidus, the main male lead in Final Fantasy X, was popular with
females and they want to be Yuna so they can imagine fucking him.
--Maybe they like the thought of incest (just ask Yuna’s cousin Brother, who wants to fuck her in X-2.)

I VANT TOO SEE YOO-NAH DANCE!!!
Regardless, this is our gift to all of you Final Fantasy fans out
there… Fat Chicks… Who try to dress like Yuna. Because since Yuna is a
High Summoner, it only makes sense that she’d attract ugly beasts like
the ones you are about to see:

Double Fatties
Double the pleasure, double the....blech. The Native Americans always
used every part of the animals they hunted. These two look like they
eat every part of the animals they hunt.

15 Dollars of Ugly
Steve Jeffery: That costume may have cost $15, but it wasn’t worth the damage to my eyesight.

Ewwies
This one is really round and robust and just not cut out for Yuna… she
should have cosplayed as Final Fantasy IX’s Quina instead. It would
have been a lot more appropriate.

Chocolate Yuna
Black Yunas don't look right. At all. She may have become a criminal in
the game, but it wasn't for jackin' some foo's ride and bustin' a cap
in Big Smoke.

The Coolest Kids Ever.
I’d play “Where’s Yuna” with this picture, but she’s so fat you can’t
miss her. I guess she’s hoping no one will notice she’s fat and ugly as
long as there’s some dork dressed like a Red Mage in the room.

Fat Montage
What's worse than one fat? Her. I can't even begin to say enough bad
about this picture, so I'll leave it at the thought that she looks like
she sweats gravy.

Cardboard Yuna
There’s just nothing I can say about this one. It should be apparent and disturbing enough without words.

Dimple-Assed Yuna
You know that song about her “milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard?” Well an ass like that makes them run – in terror.

Meerkat
To borrow the words from LemmyCake, "Oh My! This lady looks like a
meerkat." Unfortunately for her, it looks like her fat friend eats
meerkats.

Yuna Dynamite
As fat and disgusting as she is, and as much as she doesn't belong on a
dance floor, if she’s been practicing D-Kwon’s Dance Moves, maybe she
can help her Mexican friend become Class President, and speaking of
Mexicans…

Mexican Prostitute
Man, I love it when a cosplayer stays true to the work they're
portraying. I mean, I loved the part when Yuna got a skanky tat on her
flabby arm and looked like she should be sucking off migrant workers
for pesos. That was awesome!

The Gunmage
She should take the gun and perform a real magic trick by shooting
herself in the fuckin’ head. Honestly why even try when you look like
this?

Saggy Tittied Yuna
The worst part is the symbol on her chest draws attention the more you try to look away from it…

Neckless Yuna
Material for Summoner's Robes - $35. Purse to keep your twinkies in -
$20 on sale. Knowing that you'll win the cosplay convention's neckfat
competition - Priceless....

Snake, what's going on down there? Snake? SNAAAAKE!!!
Fatty sandwich. What did Snake ever do to deserve that?

Tidus/Yuna Costumes
She’s Tidus, AND she’s Yuna. The answer is simple then, she should go fuck herself.

Yuna Cosplays as Donkey Kong!
Wow, Yuna is into cosplay herself, as here you see the High Summoner
has decided to dress like DK? What? That’s a black chick dressed like
Yuna? Ohhh… my apologies. Just kidding. I can’t apologize for the fact
that YOU are ugly.

Please Do Not Eat The Microphone
This is why you should never cosplay on an empty stom...ok, there's no
way in hell that's empty; This is why you should never cosplay while
hungry, as it tends to ruin your photos when you're glancing off to
look for cats and other small, edible objects.

Nice Staff!
Anything to draw attention AWAY from your face and body.

White Mage Yuna
The best part of this one is that since she’s a white mage all that fat
is covered up with a robe. At least she had the right idea.

Not Enough Cardboard
This one just made a cardboard cover for her tits with Yuna’s symbol.
She should have gotten the same idea for her face and put a brown paper
bag over it.

Yunabrow
Being ugly and having a stupid look on your face does not differentiate
you from normal Yunas. Having an eyebrow that puts the moustache of Tom
Selleck to shame, however, does.

The Red Devil
I’m guessing someone slapped her across the face for being ugly right
before they took this one… They didn’t hit her hard enough in my
opinion.

Sagging Yuna X-2
When a sequel isn’t wanted or needed, it must be another Yuna with sagging tits.

Teeth!
…are the only part of this bitch that aren’t fat and ugly. Too bad teeth aren’t the only thing it takes to make a good Yuna.

Nice Acne
If this bitch were really such a great summoner, she'd probably summon
herself some clearasil. In the meantime, she's made due by summoning
some extra chins.

Another Fat Yuna.
I’m just running out of things to say about them. This one is just exceptionally fat. That is all.

Bwak!
This lovely lady lady thing has the
honor of being the only Yuna whose mere presense brings about the Hymn
Of The Fayth. Unfortunately it's the sound of millions of people
vomiting the hymn in unison. She'd probably be more suited to
cosplaying Sin, as she's certainly brought pain and sadness to those
armbands.

The Sending
A fat Yuna Cosplayer sends the dead into the Farplane. I think there needs to be another sending… Her… TO A FAT CAMP.

Big 'Kish
I really love this cosplayer's previous work. I hated most of WWE Originals,
but loved this Yuna's outstanding ballad, Put A Little Ass On It. Hell,
this Yuna would have no need for guardians or aeons. Sin would have
given up like a little girl after one high summoner Stinkface. Wait.
What? That's not Rikishi? It's a woman? Oh fuck this. I can't deal with
that much ugly. I'm done.
In conclusion we hope this article here on JasonRivera.com will serve
as a lesson to the fat cosplayers out there to not partake in dressing
like hot chicks so much because you just ruin it for the rest of us out
there, and you probably hurt Yuna’s feelings too…
Don’t cry Yuna, it’s not like Rikku never gets fat chicks dressing like her…
Marion and Jason Rivera
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